50 year old women (most likely mothers) that spend their entire day on facebook
they are almost always karens
basically middle aged crackhead emily’s
they are almost always karens
basically middle aged crackhead emily’s
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut August 12, 2022
satire tiktok acc where the owner posts cringey and weird povs. her liked vids are full of fit gay men in their underwear
kqtiewhitney
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023
a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.
stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022
jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023
im kinda drunk rn but that doesnt stop me from wanting to fuck u athena neville you better not ever see this nigga
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut June 08, 2022