Definitions by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut
you meant 🇮🇱*
🇵🇸 by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut April 2, 2022
the flag of coronaland
🇨🇳 by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut April 2, 2022
Fox fairytales
Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats
CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax
Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales
CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax
Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales
Fox fairytales by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022
my grades
Mom: Let me see powerschool
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
my grades by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022