ussr fankid

a ussr fankid is a kid (typically 12-14 year olds) that makes jokes about the ussr and how it was better then the usa and they would live there, and they have no idea of the shit that went down in 20-90s

"oop the ussr fankid changed their profile picture to the soviet flag"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

noah wayne

someone who hates fortnite but still plays it

noah wayne

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 22, 2022

🇵🇸

you meant 🇮🇱*

Person A: 🇵🇸>🇮🇱
Person B: That is not possible because both countries are 🇮🇱

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut April 03, 2022

allyssa thornton

your local basic white girl except for shes british

jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?

jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

allyssa thornton

allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)

allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

millie's coming

every june, you gays better hide cuz millie’s coming for you 🏳️ 🌈💥🚗

gay person: *exists*

millie: coming to hit you

millie’s coming
millie's coming

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut August 13, 2023

kyiv in 3 days

“kyiv in 3 days!”
“no how about 5”
“give it 10 more”

“maybe 50”
“kyiv in never”

kyiv in 3 days

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 04, 2023