wallytour's definitions

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.

"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."

by wallyTour September 21, 2009

Skittles

A large group of Baltimore Sport and Social Club members all wearing their team shirts together at the same time. The result is a colorful group of human "skittles".

"Dude, don't go into that bar right now, its loaded with skittles!"

by wallyTour September 30, 2009

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!

Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!

by wallytour March 18, 2008

Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.

Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!

by wallyTour February 3, 2010

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

by wallytour January 28, 2008