4 definitions by wahoo lon
a relationship, likely romantic, where you spend more time talking about the relationship than you do actually having experiences together.
a relationship about a relationship
a relationship about a relationship
"hey, how was your date?"
"we spent the evening talking about 'us' and where we're going and stuff"
"again? dude, you two have gone metarelationship"
"we spent the evening talking about 'us' and where we're going and stuff"
"again? dude, you two have gone metarelationship"
by wahoo lon July 15, 2009
A form of group decision making where the beautiful, popular, or powerful people are followed no matter how lame, annoying, or dull their ideas are. The condition where the cool things are ignored while undesirable activities are undertaken simply because of the individual wishes of a charismatic or entitled group member.
(text) "This bar is jumpin'. i can't find you guys, are you here yet?"
(answer text) "We went with Sasha because she wanted to go home and watch tv."
7th game, 4th quarter, 3:00 minutes on clock, time game NBA playoffs
bro to bro: "catch you guys later, i'm leaving with Stephanie and them."
response: "dude, break free of the charismatocracy. you're missing a great game."
(answer text) "We went with Sasha because she wanted to go home and watch tv."
7th game, 4th quarter, 3:00 minutes on clock, time game NBA playoffs
bro to bro: "catch you guys later, i'm leaving with Stephanie and them."
response: "dude, break free of the charismatocracy. you're missing a great game."
by wahoo lon May 9, 2013
1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.
2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.
2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.
1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."
2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."
2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."
by wahoo lon February 2, 2011
1) the phrases, styling, attitude, and associations one chooses to present to the world in order to assert an unique identity. the characteristics that make you you.
2) sarcastically. used in conversation to hide embarrasment from a mistake or lack of social grace.
2) sarcastically. used in conversation to hide embarrasment from a mistake or lack of social grace.
1) Brad: wha? another trip to Africa? we can't pick up anymore kids.
Angelina: got to do it, baby. that's my brand.
2) groom: your toast was really memorable. i've never heard anyone burp into a microphone before.
best man: what can i say, dude, that's my brand.
Angelina: got to do it, baby. that's my brand.
2) groom: your toast was really memorable. i've never heard anyone burp into a microphone before.
best man: what can i say, dude, that's my brand.
by wahoo lon January 8, 2011