Definitions by w00tw00t

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

howto

A set of online instructions documenting how to do something. Generally used by linux geeks.

I couldn't figure out the problem after spending eight hours reading various man pages so I finally went onlie and searched for a howto.

howto by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Strongbadia

Strongbads own little plot of land he rules and owns. The place where the tropical breezes blow. The one's are always cold. The parties last all night. Lots of chocolate. Population tire.

Strongbadia by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

man pages 

A detailed document explaining a unix command. Most Unix systems have a man pages for each command that can be viewed online.

What geeks expect you to read when they tell you to RTFM.

Look it up in the man pages dickwad. Godammit how many times do I have to tell you to RTFM!

man pages by w00tw00t April 5, 2003