douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

by vulvahammer November 22, 2009

Shitbox 360

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.

Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.

by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010

dick recipient

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.

dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (

by vulvahammer July 09, 2010