10 definitions by vuck

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

spin the sheets

To go to sleep.

"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"

by vuck January 31, 2010

resquirrel

To relocate something previously squirreled away, especially in a new locale.

When I moved from Squirrelington Vermont to San Diego, I first recovered and resquirreled all of my Krugerrands

by vuck May 10, 2016