sprummalter

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
by von Brown May 09, 2020
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sprummalter

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
by von Brown May 09, 2020
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textopause

After a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.

Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.

Cure includes textolygamy.
Have you heard from Lesley lately? She doesn't text me anymore...does she have textopause?
by von Brown May 19, 2010
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castulize

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.
She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.
by von Brown October 04, 2007
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