Definitions by von Brown
sprummalter
All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
sprummalter by von Brown May 9, 2020
sprummalter
All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
sprummalter by von Brown May 9, 2020
textopause
After a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.
Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.
Cure includes textolygamy.
Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.
Cure includes textolygamy.
textopause by von Brown May 19, 2010
castulize
politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.