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smart fortwo

Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.
Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.
by Vive Cuervo August 15, 2008
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Converse

The oldest sneaker company in the world. Manufacturers of such iconic shoes as the Chuck Taylor All Star, and the weapon. They are over 100 years old, and still going strong as a subsidiary of Nike. Once known exclusively for basketball shoes, they have added a line of skate shoes in more recent times. They are also known for their Jack Purcell line, and retro shoes designed by John Varvatos.
The Converse Weapon, that's the shoe that lets Magic do what he was born to do!
by Vive Cuervo February 4, 2010
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echo

Introduced in 1999 to replace the toyota tercel, the echo was and still is considered cheap reliable transportation. It went through a makeover in 2003 and now actually looks like a car you would want to drive. Cars that succeed the echo are the scion xb and xa which is really an echo wagon in Japan.
I picked up my echo from the dealer and drove it to the beach. All the women thought it was cute.
by vive cuervo May 13, 2005
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PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

When Howard Dean was campaigning for the 2004 Presidential election he blew it during a speech. He got all excited and started naming off states he was going to win, then at a key moment he yelled PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! He blew it.

This incident was parodied on Chappelle's show. It was quite hilarious.
Howard Dean: We're gonna go to New Hampshire, then Wisconsin, then Utah, then Connecticut, Then I'm gonna go home, see my wife, and PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! PIYAW PIYAW PIYAW!
by Vive Cuervo January 16, 2007
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Porrange

An assortment, or variety. A collection, or a handful.
I had a porrange of things to do today before the party, including baking & frosting a cake, wrapping the gifts, and arranging the pizza delivery.
by Vive Cuervo September 7, 2009
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adonai

Adonai burned down Rome because the Romans were pushy assholes.
by vive cuervo July 8, 2005
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back bottom gristle lumps

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!
by vive cuervo October 20, 2008
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