trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

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oldmanaphobia

fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.

doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

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fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

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