vitoman123's definitions

oldmanaphobia

fear of a old man. this can be advanced if he is holding 3 dice in his left hand. there are no known cures for this syptom yet, and is 73% lethel to humans under the age of 42.

doctor: dear oscar, i am affriad you have oldmanaphobia... there is nothing i cand do for you. oscar: you frick head! i am going to kick ur ass!!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

biden talk

rambling on without thought of what your talking about. happens mostly when drunk

see that old dirty man? he totally doing biden talk

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

dirty old man

a man who is the age beetween 70 and 90, who talks dirty, and smell bad

ewww! that dirty old man just farted over there

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

flerm

a type of candy. mostly tastes like shrimp

why did i eat that last flerm

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

oscar

a crazy awesome dude, with a kick-ass face. very handsome with a sexy smile. also has a bit of a mustache.

wow, that guy is a total oscar.

i wish i was more like a oscar
you are totally an oscar

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

biden face

the moment somebody completely roasts you, and your super shamed. you know its over, so you sit there and say "in addition to that" or just ramble incoherintly

after being accused of watch porn, joe gave his biden face

by vitoman123 November 25, 2020