Definitions by vitoman123

bloop 

a poop that looks like a fat person

that washroom has a big bloop in it

bloop by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

fart-o-meter 

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

fart-o-meter by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

dirty old man 

a man who is the age beetween 70 and 90, who talks dirty, and smell bad

ewww! that dirty old man just farted over there

dirty old man by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

pherging

sitting around pherge. this is a practice like Chinese checkers, but it uses large pieces of camel meat

and the two friends sat down, eating dumplings and pherging in the open air.

pherging by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

portopottyphobia 

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death

man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!

portopottyphobia by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

ding-dong sock 

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

ding-dong sock by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

shlift 

a 4 hour working period on a water slide

the park maager decided to put martin on the shlift

shlift by vitoman123 November 24, 2020