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'r

suffix added to the end of a verb or other type of word to transform it into a noun, as one ‘doing’ the verb, sometimes not taken entirely literally; equivalent to tagging on an ‘-er’{hyphen included}, though consumes less space and takes less time to type, plus looks cleaner for ‘irregular’ and acronymic verbs which may not stand as a verb when alone, though when an ‘'r’ becomes its ending it takes on a somewhat colloquial meaning.
By my book\In my eyes, Pete Rose *is* an MBL HoF'r, even if he doesn’t have his name on a plaque declaring such.

{Translation: As I see it, P. Rose *is* in the Major-League Baseball Hall of Fame, even if he doeesn’t hold the honor of having his name embedded on a plaque declaring such, or he damn-well deserves to be at any rate.}
by Victor Van Styn August 15, 2005
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dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.
Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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mass

1. part-of-speach: noun
__a. physical substance; an amount of matter. adjective form: massive


2. part-of-speach: adjective (generally used in context\conjunction with ghetto slang)
__a. a large number of {plural noun};

__b. a great quantity of {collective noun}



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1a: “Dayum, that girl has some real mass on her frame..”


2
a: “Man, you have some mass toys dere, fo'real..”

b: “Once I finished the marathon, I drunk some mass water ’cause I was so friggin thirsty, not to mention out of energy..”
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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Post

{verb} -- To:
jott\write-down something onto a 'Post-it-Note' or lookalike. Can be either transitive{having a direct object} or intransitive{*not* having a d.o.}.
In English 9, I have to Post questions and whatnot on little stickies on the current book we are reading, 'The Secret Life of Bees': at least five per alotted reading(usually a chapter, sometimes two), with bonus points for more. Easy-peasy. But bothersome nonetheless.

When you find something to Post, go ahead ’nd Post. . . it...
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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mispelling

A misspelling for the wordmisspelling’{mis-spell+ing).
The word ‘mispelling’ is a misspelling of the word ‘misspelling’. ^ __ ^.
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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monkey brains

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.
Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.
by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005
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J

The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').
"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.
by Victor Van Styn January 3, 2007
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