Definitions by venuswentaway
Feathers In The Sun
When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out.
Remember to have a good friend spot you.
Remember to have a good friend spot you.
Feathers In The Sun by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
Dear Adeline
A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Dear Adeline by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
Backdoor S'mores
Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.
Backdoor S'mores by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
Bolo Tie
When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.
Bolo Tie by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
stuffed monkey farewell
"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
stuffed monkey farewell by venuswentaway May 28, 2022