When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.
"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

by venuswentaway March 19, 2023

A white guy who's as hung as white can be and knows who will still never have BDE but tries to fake it anyway.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

by venuswentaway March 19, 2023
