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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold March 23, 2024
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Copeitalist

Being in a 'stockholm syndrome' relationship with capitalism and brainwashed to hate any social policies, while being lower economic class. A naive optimistic capitalist, that likes to pretend they're the upper class or that 'everyone gonna be if.. *blames person's choices*'.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.
- I'm gonna move to LA and be rich!.. - You just gonna be homeless, drooling over rich peoples fences and cars.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.
by veinsofgold November 12, 2023
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simp

Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
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tradsimp

Someone who's a simp (biased empathy for women, lack of it for men), but simping and (G)ynocentric only in the ways of the dinosaur times (before the internet or TV), without the modern simp's new submissions DLC for G.
They are often exploited by modern women (benefits of both old and new gynocentrism, responsibilities of neither times).

Their G views: women = children (reduced accountability, legally special protected strata, "women and children first", chivalry (special treatment)), protect women (whiteknighting, shielding from harms way), materialistic directionality bias (shielding from hardship, individually provide for women, welfare for women, better-supplied women spaces), sacrifice men for the collective/society and impose/influence self-sacrifice upon men. Finding a wife(wives) being the vaglidation goal.
- I've been forced to join the military and I'm also insured. Makes me proud knowing that my gf is safe and will be provided for, if I die. You should too 'treat a lady properly', 'grow up' - find a wife, 'be a man' - sacrifice yourself, 'take it like a man'.
- Being a tradsimp is your thing, don't impose it.
by veinsofgold August 31, 2023
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incel

A person, who desperately desires certain sexual lifestyle and relationships, that they are unable to achieve.

In reality: one of many sexist terms used by normie psychopaths to bully and shame (out of a discussion) single (usually low 'sexual market value') usually males, even if they aren't looking for a relationship or aren't having 'incel behavior'; especially when they're venting about any hardship or unfairness to themselves in general, critical about women in general or about whatever she's just said specifically.

"incel behavior" is a stereotype of an assertive reaction to having your sexual fantasy not fulfilled (other's sexual treatment of you) - by trying to (sometimes publicly - to "play the crowd"): demean/humiliate, shame/slander, all of which is usually 'it's not me - it's you' logic, for example when: getting sexually denied (in a decent way), or someone isn't as actively interested in you as you want them to be, or isn't giving you the type of attention; To save own ego, to validate your schizo social fantasy - 'social perception' of you by others as a 'valid sex option'.
Usually happens when you want them to be a certain way for you - e.g. submissive or simping - and they aren't, but you're too much of a narcissist/control freak to let go and move on.
He doesn't have a gf and denied me he must be gay/incel/creep/fuckboy/creep/hates women/misogynist. - denied version.
How dare you to criticize me/my queen you incel. - control freak woman / simp version.
by veinsofgold July 3, 2023
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