veinsofgold's definitions
Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.
It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. A bunch of first world kids have decided to draw themselves virtual "pokemon cards" using their overpriced GPU their mom had gifted them in 2010, as even using it like normal introverts - to play games, wasn't autistic enough for them. Some had exchanged it for hitman services and pizza adding 'real value' to it; Some have accumulated more than others, now they are all 'grown up' in their 20s, and their only value is their collection of poke.. I mean "cryptos", so they are promoting it like a real deal to be able to exchange it for something more than a pizza - real estate and a tesla - and be talking success stories.
In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
by veinsofgold May 11, 2021
Get the cryptocurrencymug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 20, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 4, 2024
Get the simp farmingmug. The type of toxic femininity horror, thriller or action scenes with the target audience of simps, control freak wamen, sadists, who'll see it as a 'you go girl' moment.
A typical example involves a woman/wife choosing to (or plotting to) assault, abuse, murder, otherwise harm her husband (or any man that has disgruntled her with any of: the lack of simping; being overly honest/assertive with words or acts for her liking; expecting her to be submissive; stealing her 'agency'; abusing her) as a spiteful revenge for his prior acts (or the lack of, e.g. not treating her like a special strata), instead of leaving and moving on or dealing with it otherwise. Often disregarding/rewriting the past, ignoring prior consents or circumstances; Might involve white knights / aggrosimps as well.
The buildup for these scenes can be either instant (like she's beating up a guy/group of guys in a bar after a 10 second altercation), or a slower build up - revealing how much the man dared to having been not meeting her demands & expectations (and simp's regimentation), ending with lots of gore for him or being jailed, etc.
It's pretty much always sexist (misandrist), with unreasonable expectations and ignorance to the male side and individualism; Promoted as liberating, to some degree normalized and by far wouldn't work in reverse.
A typical example involves a woman/wife choosing to (or plotting to) assault, abuse, murder, otherwise harm her husband (or any man that has disgruntled her with any of: the lack of simping; being overly honest/assertive with words or acts for her liking; expecting her to be submissive; stealing her 'agency'; abusing her) as a spiteful revenge for his prior acts (or the lack of, e.g. not treating her like a special strata), instead of leaving and moving on or dealing with it otherwise. Often disregarding/rewriting the past, ignoring prior consents or circumstances; Might involve white knights / aggrosimps as well.
The buildup for these scenes can be either instant (like she's beating up a guy/group of guys in a bar after a 10 second altercation), or a slower build up - revealing how much the man dared to having been not meeting her demands & expectations (and simp's regimentation), ending with lots of gore for him or being jailed, etc.
It's pretty much always sexist (misandrist), with unreasonable expectations and ignorance to the male side and individualism; Promoted as liberating, to some degree normalized and by far wouldn't work in reverse.
by veinsofgold February 22, 2023
Get the femvengemug. Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
Get the simpmug.