smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.

The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004

monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.

Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.

by Vee Are Are Schee November 02, 2003

>o<

An emoticon of one yelling. The > < represent the closed tight eyes, generally, the o being the mouth. >o< and >O<, with differing capitilization of the o, represents different volumes of yelling.

In addition to adding energy to a sentence, it can be used to represent sarcastic overenthusiasm.

Serious;
coolj: You guys shut up for a minute and think >O<
Sarcastic;
bobbyk: I just got a new bike
ffingerlick: thats amazing i am horny because of that news >o<

by Vee Are Are Schee May 24, 2006

wing

To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.

"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"

by Vee Are Are Schee July 08, 2004

your head a splode

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 13, 2004

glorb

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

by Vee Are Are Schee August 06, 2004

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004