Definitions by vee are are schee

thor

A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.

I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.

thor by Vee Are Are Schee July 14, 2004

wing 

To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.

"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"

wing by Vee Are Are Schee July 8, 2004

conflagarious 

Burningly awesome.

Derived from the word conflagration, meaning giant fire. It is three steps above the word awesome.

"Did you see that clown beat up all those terrorists with only a balloon sword? That was conflagarious!"

conflagarious by Vee Are Are Schee May 23, 2004

shank's mare 

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

shank's mare by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

slapnuts 

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

slapnuts by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

conditional friend 

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

conditional friend by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

Good Time Charlie 

A friend who is only a friend as long as the times are good.

When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.

When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.

Good Time Charlie by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004