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amnesia

1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.

The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
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El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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Good Time Charlie

A friend who is only a friend as long as the times are good.
When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.

When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
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eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.
I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004
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monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.
Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.
by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003
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smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
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10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
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