vee are are schee's definitions

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

car sex

There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.

The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.

by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.

Don't Panic!

by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.

"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

investimigate

To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.

There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.

"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004