vee are are schee's definitions

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

a stick

Something used for shaking at things;

cannot be shook at a large number of things.

"I shake my stick insultingly at your meager number of XXX!"

"More XXX than you can shake a stick at!"

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

investimigate

To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.

There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.

"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

>o<

An emoticon of one yelling. The > < represent the closed tight eyes, generally, the o being the mouth. >o< and >O<, with differing capitilization of the o, represents different volumes of yelling.

In addition to adding energy to a sentence, it can be used to represent sarcastic overenthusiasm.

Serious;
coolj: You guys shut up for a minute and think >O<
Sarcastic;
bobbyk: I just got a new bike
ffingerlick: thats amazing i am horny because of that news >o<

by Vee Are Are Schee May 28, 2006

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

thor

A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.

I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.

by Vee Are Are Schee July 14, 2004