Definitions by vacuum cleaner 123

lmkwywf 

'let me know when you wanna fuck'
used by desperate little prick men with really small penises who have horrible haircuts and dont know how to treat women and also think they are fucking batman or something

'Did you see he has lmkwywf in his bio? That means he is a massive manwhore!'

lmkwywf by vacuum cleaner 123 May 29, 2025

Hailsham Sixth Form 

A pretty alright sixth form located in the chav-populated town of Hailsham.
The only real downside is baning into tiny year 7 cretins in the corridor they think they're proper solid now so watch out incase a 4'3 child tries to deck you on your way to lesson.
Big up HCC

John; 'Where do you go Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Hailsham Sixth Form'
John: 'Yikes'
Sarah: 'Shut up John you go to fucking Eastbourne'
#sham4life

Hailsham Sixth Form by vacuum cleaner 123 November 2, 2021

big phil 

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon

“hey have you seen big phil today?”
“yeah i did, he’s on playground duty, what an amazing man”

big phil by vacuum cleaner 123 June 11, 2021

milf 

making instant lasagne francis

‘please francis, stop
asking what i’m
doing, i just told you i’m milf’

milf by vacuum cleaner 123 March 22, 2021