Skabetti

Olive Garden's “authentic” version of spaghetti. Technically, a lot of children pronounce spaghetti this way when they are learning to talk. Olive Garden took it literally.
Waiter: What would you like to order this evening?
Patron: I'll have the skabetti with meatballs.
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Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.
Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.
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