Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Skabetti

Olive Garden's “authentic” version of spaghetti. Technically, a lot of children pronounce spaghetti this way when they are learning to talk. Olive Garden took it literally.

Waiter: What would you like to order this evening?
Patron: I'll have the skabetti with meatballs.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010