Definitions by uttam maharjan

day wood 

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.

Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.

day wood by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

i-Brain 

an electronic device that records EEG data.

The i-Brain is an EEG-recording tool that is easy to operate.

i-Brain by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

botulophile 

a person who is fond of eating sausages too much.

I think they are botulophiles so I have treated them to a variety of sausages.

botulophile by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

brain jam 

a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.

The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.

brain jam by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

utopocracy

a system of government that is so good that it can bring into existence a Utopia.

Utopocracy is out of the question now.

utopocracy by uttam maharjan July 11, 2012

Ninjasu 

the martial art as practised by Ninjas characterized by lighning speed, stealth, skilled use of weapons, chivalry and so on. The art also involves committing harakiri in defence of on’s family or clan.

Ninjasu defers from jujitsu.

Ninjasu by uttam maharjan July 10, 2012

playwear 

clothes worn while playing.

Playwear gets dirty in no time.

playwear by uttam maharjan July 10, 2012