Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.
John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.
by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2007
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but i poop from there

"But I poop from there" is a fad regarding a porn film and anal sex. The YTMND quotes porno actress Anne Howe trying to coax an actor out of drilling her in the colon by saying "But I poop from there" The actor, Buck Adams, having no qualms about getting fecal matter on his penis simply ignores her deterrent and casually says "Not right now you don't" An imporant thing about the fad is that the "naughty parts" are censored by a "red X" normally found on webpages for images that do not load up correctly (sometimes referred to as the floating red X of doom). Most fad sites will have other images censored with a red X along with the quote.

The scene comes from the Movie "Young and Anal 15"
Girl: "But I poop from there"
Guy: "Not tonight you don't"
by Urban Dictionary April 29, 2008
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G spot Hitters

An affiliated yet organized group of washers native to safeway region of mill valley california. The alleged "g spot hitters" love to smoke ciggarettes, drop out of highschool, and pick up on the freshmen girls before the pubes get to them.
tam kid 1: yo fool my mansion is open tonite im tryna have the raw beer pong func. invite all the homies
tam kid 2: even the g spot hitters?
tam kid 1: hell nooo!!
by Urban Dictionary January 29, 2010
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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out
1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.
by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007
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What's the craic?

A phrase from the Irish word craic meaning with the English/urban equivalent of: what is happening in your life since last we met./give me the 411.

cultural similarities between Celtic communities in the UK has allowed the slang terms to have acceptable usage in all Celtic community dialects.
1:-So what's the craic? doin fine still up north, TB
2:-nowt much, started college this week.
by Urban Dictionary September 09, 2006
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Italian-American

1.) An American citizen of both Italian and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Italy and to the colonies of the United States
An Italian-American has both Italian and American blood. The term Italian-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of Italian descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true Italian-American is of both Italian and colonial American descent.
by Urban Dictionary April 05, 2004
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