ur FBI agent 's definitions

apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

dudett

dudett is a fucking girl you retard ass hoe

dudett:bro i miss him
dude 1: nou u have to like me now

dudett 2 : WTFFF NO U HAVE A DUDETT ALREADY BROOO

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

Julian Barboza

sexxies man alive tbh

me: Julian Barboza.
my bsf: daddy yahusss
me: woahe there brother got to much dip on ur chip

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

Tom holland

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way

emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

april 22nd

national get with your crush day

i gotchu fam♡♡

(my bday april 22nd so "just like that come my way")

dude 1 "bro its april 22nd"
dudett 1"waittttttt nooo ohh shitttt"
dude 2 "AYyEEE"

by ur FBI agent September 15, 2020

before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk

at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

♡♡♡

♡♡♡ means i love you its for those shy girls that use the puppy eye emoji so if your too shy and u dont wanna say i love you then just put three hearts okk bye bye ♡♡♡ ;)

bae : hai i miss yoouu ♡♡♡
you: aweee ♡♡♡

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020