Definitions by universaltruths

Gooner 

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

Gooner by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024

onxlymaria

the sexiest editor ever. maria loves small children and swimming! she also has very deep fingers! i love her edits so so much, she is very talented.

keep onxlymaria away from your children.
don't ask onxlymaria how tall she is.

onxlymaria by universaltruths April 12, 2022

onxlyamy 

the best editor there has ever been. multi talented and super kind. she is what every editor aspires to be yet never will be.

‘i wish i could edit like onxlyamy’

onxlyamy by universaltruths February 17, 2022