uncle meatster's definitions

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

fembar

A gay guy with a rod on

That dude is a fembar

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

googlynose

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013