meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 06, 2013

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

fembar

A gay guy with a rod on

That dude is a fembar

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

stink load

After you eat a lot of garlic and blow a load on her face. It stinks like garlic

I blew a stink load on her face

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013