googlynose

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

by uncle meatster December 17, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013