swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

dukenit

The act of driving like the dukes of hazard

That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013