Definitions by uncle meatster

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

swine hopper by uncle meatster December 8, 2013

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

meat baseter by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

plump finger by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

organ carpenter by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dunkdoctor

One who pretends to be a doctor in order to get laid

I'm a dunkdoctor.

dunkdoctor by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

sterilizer by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

mongoose nipples

Big ugly gnarley nipples

She has mongoose nipples

mongoose nipples by uncle meatster December 5, 2013