public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 07, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Luana

Crazy hot Brazilian woman who steals your heart, tells you they want to have a baby with you, but also likes to drink and drive.

I had to get rid of Luana. She would have destroyed my family.

by uncle fuckbucket March 10, 2025

gringotomy

a surgical procedure to remove any aspect of an individual's personality that reflects that they are a gringo

"John, you'll need to head to Medellin to review the company's financial operations down there."
"Sounds good. I should probably see the company's travel doctor."
"Correct. I don't know exactly what vaccinations they'll recommend, but I do remember they've recommended a gringotomy for employees like you."

by uncle fuckbucket May 08, 2025

turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018