uncle fuckbucket's definitions
a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
Get the Mike Johnsonmug. a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
by uncle fuckbucket July 23, 2019
Get the Lindsaymug. "Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"
Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
Get the turban dictionarymug. What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
Get the graduate schoolmug. "hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"
"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"
"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023
Get the public librarymug.