a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.
oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.
you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.
the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.
We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.
the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.
We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024
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Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
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fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
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