business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022
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Lindsay

a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.

entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!

Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!

entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
by uncle fuckbucket July 23, 2019
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Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
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public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people
"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
by uncle fuckbucket March 06, 2023
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turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?
"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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dujii

Originally an awesome song by Kool n the Gang, one of their few songs that has real chord changes, "Dujii" refers to marijuana.
Dude, that dujii made Ronnie's Groove sound about 10x better!

"Dude, have you heard that tune 'Dujii'?"

"'Dujii!' What are you smoking, man? Dujii?"
by uncle fuckbucket March 14, 2014
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graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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