uncle fuckbucket's definitions

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

dujii

Originally an awesome song by Kool n the Gang, one of their few songs that has real chord changes, "Dujii" refers to marijuana.

Dude, that dujii made Ronnie's Groove sound about 10x better!

"Dude, have you heard that tune 'Dujii'?"

"'Dujii!' What are you smoking, man? Dujii?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 14, 2014

turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

hotbox

an application that allows you to remotely share marijuana regardless of what device you're in front of or your physical location; the application is infinitely superior to its predecessor, WeedTransfer

Iowa fucking sux. When will prohibition end?
Chill: I hotbox you...
@) thank you!

by uncle fuckbucket January 16, 2024

Luana

Crazy hot Brazilian woman who steals your heart, tells you they want to have a baby with you, but also likes to drink and drive.

I had to get rid of Luana. She would have destroyed my family.

by uncle fuckbucket March 10, 2025

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018