Definitions by uncanny gargoyle

Indian Slip and Slide

When you repeatedly wipe your ass after taking a dump and there is still shit on the tissue after more than 10 wipes

Jeff - “dude im sorry I took so long, it was an Indian Slip and Slide in there”
Gary - “I think I need to see a doctor, every time I poop its an Indian Slip and Slide”

Indian Slip and Slide by uncanny gargoyle April 8, 2026

phlomph

Someone extremely dumb/idiotic but not to the extent of severe mental disability.

Keith: "Dude kevin is such a phlomph"

Jared: "I got an F on my math's quiz, my parents must think i'm a phlomph"

phlomph by uncanny gargoyle March 30, 2026

Jamaican bubblebath 

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water

“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”

Jamaican bubblebath by uncanny gargoyle April 13, 2025