umgume duwatt's definitions

MexTextican

A Mexican living in Texas who is constantly sending digital phone messages.

My buddy in El Paso is such a MexTextican - je must send me 20 messages a day.

by umgume duwatt June 8, 2018

indistractable

not sufficiently entertained by media or digital devices. bored ennui jaded

No matter how many screens I'm looking at, I'm bored. I think I've become indistractable!

by umgume duwatt February 28, 2016

digistracted

digistracted: Being completely absorbed by a smart phone or tablet while in public; driving, walking, or when with friends.

1. The reason nobody watches where they're going any more is because they are totally digistracted. Digistracted driving should be a new category of crime!
2. I told Heather when and where to meet us, but she was so digistracted I don't think she heard a word of it!

by umgume duwatt April 17, 2014

obliterature

Letter or e-mail written while drunk off your ass

Unless you're Hunter S. Thompson, obliterature is almost always a bad idea.

by umgume duwatt June 1, 2012