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Definitions by umgume duwatt

MexTextican 

A Mexican living in Texas who is constantly sending digital phone messages.
My buddy in El Paso is such a MexTextican - je must send me 20 messages a day.
MexTextican by umgume duwatt June 8, 2018

indistractable 

not sufficiently entertained by media or digital devices. bored ennui jaded
No matter how many screens I'm looking at, I'm bored. I think I've become indistractable!
indistractable by umgume duwatt February 28, 2016

digistracted 

digistracted: Being completely absorbed by a smart phone or tablet while in public; driving, walking, or when with friends.
1. The reason nobody watches where they're going any more is because they are totally digistracted. Digistracted driving should be a new category of crime!
2. I told Heather when and where to meet us, but she was so digistracted I don't think she heard a word of it!
digistracted by umgume duwatt April 17, 2014

obliterature

Letter or e-mail written while drunk off your ass
Unless you're Hunter S. Thompson, obliterature is almost always a bad idea.