Whoreogami

Bending a hooker’s legs into various shapes while fucking her

Last night I played whoreogami and she was flexible enough to do the giraffe and the double Dracula

by ultradaddy December 12, 2019

Conservative Arts

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Obdong

When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.

Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode

by ultradaddy January 25, 2020

Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 12, 2019

Conservative Arts Degree

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

by ultradaddy May 20, 2019