Definitions by uh oh stinky monkey

Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

The day after Christmas when you are still stuffed with food, and ate too much yesterday, but are also ready to party at the same time.

Le monk: Ugh it's December 26 again
Bobert: Uh oh stinky