Definitions by tyler holmes

arkansas luggage 

Foreskin. An uncircumsised penis.

Dan isn't from Arkansas he is actually from Denmark but in Denmark they are uncut that's why becky said he had Arkansas luggage.

I wonder if Bill Clinton has Arkansas luggage...

arkansas luggage by tyler holmes May 4, 2006

John Waters 

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.

Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!

John Waters by tyler holmes April 27, 2006