Jomarc

A handsome young stud, obsessed with Friday Night Funkin' and MapleStory. Also Allegedly has a child in the Philippines. Although he has some anger issues, he'll do anything to protect his family and friends. Everyone needs to have a friend like Jomarc.

Dude 1: "Oh shit? Is that Jomarc?"
Dude 2: "Fuck yeah! Be careful what you say about Friday Night Funkin' to him."

by tushi kun December 22, 2021

Rvan

A handsome German man, who runs a grocery store. He never has time for the boys because he is too busy spending time and spoiling his lovely wife. He's also a huge fan of the Florida Panthers. MEEEEEEEEEEOW!

Karen: "You're a rude cashier! Let me speak to your manager!"
Cashier: "You mean Rvan? That good-looking man is right there!"

by tushi kun December 02, 2024

Yeonji

A Korean girl who likes bears.

Girl: "Did you see that grizzly bear?"
Boy: "OMG, you're so obsessed with bears! You're such a big Yeonji!"

by tushi kun September 21, 2023

Bacchus

Some might tell you Bacchus is the "Roman God of Wine"... it's BULLSHIT. It's actually an alcoholic Canadian man named David.

Man 1: "That read about Bacchus, that's my type of god!"
Man 2: "Bacchus isn't a god, he's just a Canadian guy named David"

by tushi kun December 01, 2024

Bonzu

A Korean girl who hates Korean things and wished they were Japanese.

Girl: "I hate kpop!"
Boy: "But youre Korean, youre such a Bonzu!"

by tushi kun September 21, 2023