3 definitions by trippstadt
A period of time, of either fixed or undetermined duration, during which one or more people agree to not purchase anything through online shopping (especially Amazon).
by trippstadt June 12, 2021
A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.
"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
by trippstadt September 21, 2009
A period of time, of either fixed or undetermined duration, during which one or more people agree to not purchase anything through online shopping (especially Amazon).
Our Amazon bill was over two thousand dollars last month, so we’ve declared an ordertorium until after Thanksgiving.
by trippstadt July 7, 2022