Definitions by tower of power

trumping 

Being a social media GOD while on your throne of brown waste removal.

I woke up and did some trumping before I went to work this morning.

trumping by tower of power July 25, 2017

Christmas Sparkle Ang 

A lady who secretly loves christmas, wears christmas sweaters, dances to christmas jingles, stays up late making homemade christmas cards and bakes tree shaped cookies.

There is no one more in support of Christmas than Christmas Sparkle Ang.

That lady really loves christmas...
That's why they call her Christmas Sparkle Ang.

Christmas Sparkle Ang by Tower of power November 4, 2016

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

Ham Sandwich by Tower of power January 13, 2015

blacktower 

visage of greatness and man fluid. Jungle juice

Pants came off and the blacktower poke'd me in the eye.

blacktower by tower of power November 3, 2008