toothpaste salad's definitions

Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.

Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

Grimfuck

When someone you know is about to have their life permantly, or for a very long time, ruined and you do nothing to prevent it or if anything you encourage it.

Girl: Oh I'm really happy
Guy thinking: Haha, her new friends will grimfuck her very badly

by Toothpaste Salad January 21, 2009

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009