toothpaste salad's definitions
the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.
If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
Get the Andreasmug. by Toothpaste Salad July 24, 2009
Get the P.A.N.T.S.mug. A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
Get the Malkanisermug.