Definitions by tonyfamous

pinch a biscuit 

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

pinch a biscuit by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pinching a biscuit 

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

pinching a biscuit by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spanking the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

spanking the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spank the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

For personal hygiene reasons, you should always wash your hands before you spank the kitty.

spank the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

breast onplants 

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.

Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!

breast onplants by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spanking the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

spanking the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010