mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!
dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess
by Tony February 18, 2005
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porchmonkey

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
by tony October 08, 2003
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hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.
"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."
by Tony November 15, 2004
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monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!
by tony January 29, 2004
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NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.
Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!
by Tony August 19, 2004
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J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis
Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.
by tony February 11, 2003
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who dey

to cheer for a team with spirit! or if u c a hot babe w/ milkshakes
guy1-wow what a babe! check her out!
guy2- WHO DEY! im goin dancing tonight!
EXAMPLE 2-
guy1 the benglas won!
guy2 WHO DEY!
by tony December 15, 2003
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