tommy's definitions

Arch Enemy

Prestigious Death Rock Band from Long ago. Latest Album was last year, "Wages of Sin"

What is Arch Enemy? Tell me later, I am too busy doing what MTV tells me to.

by Tommy August 23, 2003

grand national

An automobile that very few people know much about.

If tuned and modified properly, a Grand National will perform better than the competition when equal cash is spent.

by Tommy March 23, 2003

Git

A female anus.
Hence has become a broad definition for a mean or nasty person (arsehole).

'Eughh you dirty bastard, your fingers smell of git!'

'Did you take her up the git?'

'She had a lovely tight little git'

'He's a nasty bastard, a right git'

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

audioized

Made into sound from other mediums such as thought, picture, or smell.

The audioized asymptotes made him think differently about approaching infinity.

by Tommy September 8, 2005

schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.

"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"

by Tommy May 6, 2005

obsessed

Can't stop thinking about.

I'm obsessed with gamecube.

by Tommy November 4, 2003

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

by Tommy February 27, 2005