3 definitions by tolkien616

Tolkien

Tolkien; pronounced - tol(toh) ki(key) en(in) - not pronounced "tolkeen".

Tolkien's are often described as;

"A (tolkien) is marginally afraid of feet" - Kody
"wears good clothes, stereotypically handsome" - Harry
"an absolute mongo!" - Ashleigh
"Caught a vibeeee baby are you coming for a ride" - Martyna
"one of my best friends" - Aimee
"tolkien moment" - Scott S
"musical genius!!" - Amy
"friend" - Scott F
"got big hair" - Madday
"caring, generous, curly haired" - Felicity
"cool, easygoing, really kind, good heart, attractive, sweet, good with kids, funny :)" - Lola

Tolkiens - as you can see - are not bad people. Tolkiens are loved, and love others very much.
Tolkiens are quick tempered, confrontational but always honest and never means what he says negatively.
Take care as 'tolkiens' are rather emotional, strong willed but can be easily effected by people.

Tolkien's favourite quote - "don't cry, its a waste of good suffering."

Y O L K I N G - 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.'

by tolkien616 December 30, 2022

Devious Licc

To have sex for the first time, with a glow in the dark condom.

hey man, I gave Heather a "devious licc" the other day.

by tolkien616 December 30, 2022

Mispronouned

To call a person a different gender/pronoun from what they are.

No, jemima. They are not a women, you have mispronouned them. They are in fact a man. Know your pronouns.

by tolkien616 February 22, 2022