toeknee's definitions

Bear Trap

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

by Toeknee August 29, 2016

Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005