spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 09, 2005

zypo

A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.

1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.

by toast455 July 03, 2005

lid

1. a large bag of Marijuana or pot; the cannabis plant.
2. acronym for Long Island Dick. Term used by nyc residents to refer to guys from Long Island.

1. I just scored some lid.
2. Hey, I heard your sister is dating a lid.

by toast455 July 23, 2005

kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

by toast455 July 02, 2005

headwash

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.

I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.

by toast455 July 01, 2005

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 02, 2005

main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006