Definitions by tnt

Concoction 

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

Concoction by tnt May 1, 2003

corkscrew 

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

corkscrew by tnt May 1, 2003

Couch Bombing 

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

Couch Bombing by tnt May 1, 2003

Brown Bagging 

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Brown Bagging by tnt May 1, 2003

beer dick 

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

beer dick by tnt May 1, 2003

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

beef curtain by tnt May 1, 2003