A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.
Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."
by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009
A singing orgasm as seen in Young Frankenstein. Usually caused by intercourse with a well hung male. Operatic singing ensues.
Person 1: "How was your date with Johnny last night?"
Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."
Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
by timmy_222 July 19, 2009
A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.
Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?
Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?
Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.
by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009
To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.
John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
by Timmy_222 May 04, 2009
(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009