15 definitions by timmy_222
Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.
Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"
Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."
Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."
by timmy_222 October 13, 2009
To use ones balls as an offensive weapon, slapping your victim across the face. Think of it as a violent teabag. This action can be applied in a variety of situations, such as when drunk, angry or enjoying a good streak.
John: Dude, my balls are hurting something chronic this morning.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
Jack: Why's that?
John: Joan refused to swallow last night, so I totally duck slapped her.
Jack: Brutal man, brutal.
by timmy_222 May 4, 2009
To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
by timmy_222 July 19, 2009
Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
by timmy_222 November 13, 2009
A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.
1. The Liberal party of Australia
2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."
Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.
2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."
Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.
by timmy_222 October 2, 2009
A singing orgasm as seen in Young Frankenstein. Usually caused by intercourse with a well hung male. Operatic singing ensues.
Person 1: "How was your date with Johnny last night?"
Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."
Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
1. "I see a red door and I want it painted black"
-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.
2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."
Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"
-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.
2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."
Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"
by timmy_222 June 19, 2009