by Tim September 28, 2004

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 16, 2004

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.
by Tim May 13, 2005

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
by Tim August 31, 2005

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'
by Tim August 16, 2004
