tim's definitions

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

pompalicious

somethings can be pompin', which means they are really good, but other things are pompalicious, which means that they are brilliant

see pomptastic

that new top of yours is so pompin. I'd even go as far as to say its pompalicious

by tim February 21, 2005

Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...

you are a raging fsagtot

by Tim June 11, 2003

avalar

A common term used for AOL users with one hand, no common sense, and a newbie.

He just pulled an Avalar.

by Tim November 8, 2004

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007

tween

8-14 year old's. Generally female. Trying desprately to be a teenager but still a child. Spends on average 1-2 billion dollars a year. A product of celebrity influences. Support celebrities such as Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan and Delta Goodrem.

Nearly all females in the tween age group. Use slang such as 'lyk' instead of 'like' 'h8' instead of 'hate', ect.

by tim May 13, 2005