midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.
I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.
by Tim April 07, 2004
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Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...
by Tim June 11, 2003
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christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005
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Glorthok

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)
At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.
by Tim February 27, 2004
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tween

8-14 year old's. Generally female. Trying desprately to be a teenager but still a child. Spends on average 1-2 billion dollars a year. A product of celebrity influences. Support celebrities such as Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan and Delta Goodrem.
Nearly all females in the tween age group. Use slang such as 'lyk' instead of 'like' 'h8' instead of 'hate', ect.
by tim May 13, 2005
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beaujolais

Urban-
adj : bunk somtimes laughable; poor quality; in bad taste

Popular Definition-
n : dry fruity light red wine drunk within a few months after it is made; from the Beaujolais district in southeastern France
the music was so awfully bad that it was beaujolais.
by tim April 16, 2005
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slick d

A theif that stole the Slick D name from the Original DJ-Slick-D in Sacramneto
by Tim September 06, 2003
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