tim's definitions

SAT

A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."

I got a 1600 the second time I took the SAT.

by Tim October 27, 2003

line

Inmate terminology for Society

When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.

by Tim November 15, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

Cocoism

A profoundly stupid statement

What you just said was a cocoism

by Tim December 13, 2004

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

wangster

a broke down wanna be gangster

look at that nerd hanging around those gangters, he wants to be a gangster, but he's a wangster

by Tim October 29, 2002