Definitions by thomas johnson

bum fluff boy

i dont shave my bum fluff cos it makes me look more of a man for the ladies.

look at me! (tom johnson)

bum fluff boy by thomas johnson July 29, 2003

sister sue

hey man my sister sue is so sexy man she wants it.

hey suzie COME HERE!

sister sue by thomas johnson June 30, 2003

The Fight

This is where i knocked out tom johnson. He came at me with a flying kick, so i.... n a Muhammed Ali fashion leant back then bitch slapped that mother fucker to the ground. He wont mess with me i thought, as i walked away with the power of a gladiator, yet the physique of an elephant.

Ok then lads...you gotta admit, maybe he did win, but i am still undefeated.

The Fight by Thomas Johnson June 22, 2003

BO! jangles

this is a phat place but it is also proper norty. i have bare fights here and its where my enemys grant and mitchell sometimes cotch. its actually called jangles but it is such a wicked place.

"BO! jangles, that is a dangerous place bruv dont go there seriously. some norty people cotch der" -a kid in stortford warning a reporter.

BO! jangles by Thomas Johnson June 12, 2003

wank engine 

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

wank engine by thomas johnson June 12, 2003

ice cream dealer 

This is my business. I use it to trick the pigs innit. People come to me to pick up, and i just stick a bit of green or some jills in their ice cream, nah wot i mean.

u batty boy, ice cream boy, patrick!

ice cream dealer by Thomas Johnson June 11, 2003

Indulge 

This is my favourite saying.. i mean you gota admit that it is. it is best used to describe my realtionship with tingz, although it also implys wot me and jackie do at the weekend in each others sweaty toes! wet wet wet

"will.....................tingz? u wanna ,,,,,,,,,,, indulge?"

Indulge by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003