Definitions by thirsty as fuck

Jayden 

Jayden is an antisocial guy that will not talk to you for three-quarters of the year, and then suddenly shows interest in you when you're about to never see each other again. He will ask you to date him, and will leave you with this wonderful text: 'Hello, this relationship is over.'

Jayden is a prick.

Jayden by thirsty as fuck July 23, 2020

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

What you text someone when you don't give a fuck

gaming chat room...

Some Guy: Damn! My new controller just broke!

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020

Justin Bieber 

That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.

Justin Bieber just grew a 'mustache'.

Justin Bieber by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020

China 

The word every boy in my class uses as a victory chant.

I scored the winning goal!
CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!

China by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

confuted by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019