confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.
Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted
by thirsty as fuck November 02, 2019
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Jayden

Jayden is an antisocial guy that will not talk to you for three-quarters of the year, and then suddenly shows interest in you when you're about to never see each other again. He will ask you to date him, and will leave you with this wonderful text: 'Hello, this relationship is over.'
Jayden is a prick.
by thirsty as fuck July 23, 2020
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China

The word every boy in my class uses as a victory chant.
I scored the winning goal!
CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!
by thirsty as fuck November 02, 2019
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gaming chat room...

Some Guy: Damn! My new controller just broke!

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Justin Bieber

That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.
Justin Bieber just grew a 'mustache'.
by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020
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