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A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.
It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021
Get the fat ugly bastard mug.(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025
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