Definitions by themacal
half a hard on
1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.
half a hard on by themacal November 29, 2006
anal tongue dart
to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job
anal tongue dart by themacal November 29, 2006