1 definition by thekaytwo
-if you fuck a nigga and all his homeboys, you a basic bitch
-if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... you a basic bitch
-if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch
-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
-if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch
-if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... you a basic bitch
-if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch
-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
-if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch
by thekaytwo August 9, 2009