Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

androgynosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to androgyny.

"Francois is so cute."
"Francois? Is that person a guy or a girl?"
"I have no idea. I'm androgynosexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

dojikko

In anime, a cute, clumsy girl. Her klutziness usually hurts other people more than herself.

"Maid Momiko dropped the entire teatray on that chikan customer on today's episode."
"She's such a dojikko."

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

heteroromantic

Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

pettanko

In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.

"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

aromantic

Not attracted to anyone in any way. Used by asexuals to differentiate themselves from asexuals who are attracted to people in romantic, but not sexual ways.

Tim: Damn, that chick is hot.
Brad: Don't bother. That's Yasmin. She's aromantic.

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009

homoromantic

Attracted to the same sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Ted: Dude, Jed is totally checking me out. You think he wants to do me?
Ned: Nah, he's homoromantic, not homosexual.

by theflying_clubcup January 25, 2009