the_fruitarian's definitions
by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021

For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023

When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
by the_fruitarian December 10, 2021

the epic definition of FAILURE.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023
