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For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
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Dude 2: No man, that'd be awesome, but WE CAN'T cause of the stupid coronavirus and lockdowns...... I guess we'll have to wait till next year in 2021 to throw the party hopefully.
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by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021
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This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.
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Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023
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